If we met in the woods in No VA today, let me explain...
This is a special message to the knucklehead that I met in the woods today,who just by chance, might be reading this…
If we met in the woods today in Northern VA while bowhunting, let me explain why I would not give you permission to hunt on my land.
1 - Don't trespass on posted land.
2 -Don't poach deer – regardless of sex or age.
3 - Don't litter – that 7/11 coffee cup had to be yours; it wasn’t more than a day old. I’m just assuming that all those other beer cans, soda bottles, coffee cups, cigarette butts, and sardine cans were yours.
4 - Yes, I know it was raining, but where the hell do you get off smoking in MY woods when the governor has banned all outdoor fires due to the drought?
5 - Don't drive steel spikes into a tree and build a permanent tree stand in a tree that doesn’t belong to you, on land that doesn’t belong to you, and without permission.
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AND FINALLY
6 - DON'T ask for permission to hunt on private, posted land while the land owner was throwing your butt off for trespassing.
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I meant what I said, next time, I’m calling the sheriff.