Two years ago, I was in my stand -- had been there for a little over two hours -- it was a Thursday morning, and I was on my cell phone talking to my bud at work, explaining that I was "calling in sick - yeah, it's a dual case of buck fever and anal glaucoma (just couldn't see my ass at work today). Hey George, hold on a second...." Shot a nice doe, and needless to say, when I picked the phone back up, he was laughing is ass off!

edit: DO NOT use $ signs for S's to skirt the profanity filter. If it's allowed, it's allowed, if not the filter will catch it. I will start deleting threads for skirting the filter.