RE: Maryland!
Didn't the college professor say the season starts Friday? I think the prof needs to get a new fact checker. I know it happens but I have never seen a deer running around with an arrow sticking out of it. I think more deer are probable killed throughout the year by vehicles. So many people want to be the "voice" for animals and since I probable spend a whole lot more time in their habitat I'll make an educated unbiased bleat. "We deer wish we could thank all our benefactors that wish to end hunting, but we must decline. A more pressing concern for the deer nation is the staggering loss of habitat during the latest real estate boom. Did you think you see us along the interstate because we like to play in traffic? Eventually you guys are gonna have to try and import all those veggies in your salads, because I can tell you one thing on the front lines things ain't looking good. We deer are use to being hunted, development has gotten rid of allthe four legged higher food chainers. Take away any agenda you have and answer one question for us deer. What possess the greater threat to deer, the familiar predator that helps keep the balance between herd and habitat, or the relentless encroachment of liberals,conservatives,Republicans,Democrats,PETA members, NRA members, mankind. If it were legal for us deer to carry weapons we wouldn't waste our ammo on the guy we smelled 20 feet up that tree, but we surely would take a crack at shooting the tires out on that bulldozer."