Jeff,
Thanks for the laugh. On second thought, that might not be a bad idea. I could just pop one in a glass of wine and take it to her. She's on the porch right now steaming. She and my daughter got into it. I guess she was listening to my daughter talking on the phone and things went downhill fast when she offered her advice on a situation she wasn't supposed to know about. I'm hiding out in the bedroom on the forums.