Yep, 2 months of practically non stop chatter. I don't mind visits, but I'm not a big conversationalist. I swear, she never stops talking! I'm not kidding!
My wife works four evenings a week, and when she's gone, I'm the only one to talk to. I'll be mowing the lawn, and she will come out on the porch, sit in a chair, and (I swear) talk to me. I'm not making this up! Three different times I was driving the mower by and I saw her lips moving, so I stopped the mower, shut the engine off and she was in mid-sentence! All three times, I politely asked her if she realized that I couldn't hear her when I was mowing. All three times, her response was "Oh! Okay."
I think that on Saturday the 15th of July, after my wife has left to take her to the airport, I'll grab a beer, sit on the front porch and just listen to the quiet with this big grin on my face.[8D]