ORIGINAL: quiksilver
Did you guys ever see those hunting videos from the 80's, where that crazyguy would lunge down from his elevated stand, and drive a gigantic spear through the back/vitals of bears and whitetails? Dude definitely didn't have all four wheels on the road, but he had a pair that clanked.
We need to call that guy and sign him up for the contestnext fall. That is, if he's still alive.
If you get that guy on your team, I want Jim, from Marlin Perkins Mutual of Omaha on my team. That guy will wrestle them down and catch and release the animals! [:-]