A plea
12-18-2007, 07:21 PM
#11
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Indiana (southern)
Posts: 6,146
RE: A plea
I needed a major dose of that kind of humor 
Quick for president
Quick for president
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
Germ: Just in case you missed it... Team 13 is putting together a little championship package for our fans. (see offer below)
And you're right. If nobody can leapfrog us - my ego may actually become so largethat it could actually blockout the sun, resulting in dramatic global climate changes. It's possible.
Follow the team's historic march to glory with this great fan package from Buckmasters Magazineand The Dark Horses!
Included in the package:
[ul][*]The critically-acclaimed hunting manual: "How to actually kill deer (and not just talk about it online)" by quiksilver.[*]A Whisker Biscuit - signed by all ten of the Dark Horses! (With Certificate of Authenticity)[*]A stuffed "Dark Horse" mascot (see picture below).[*]52 weeks of unlimited access to the Dark Horses team thread, where you can unlock the secrets of this year's greatest team![*]A "naughty fillies" calendar, complete with Team DH's wives, mistresses and girlfriends posing with various dead animals.[/ul]
Germ: Just in case you missed it... Team 13 is putting together a little championship package for our fans. (see offer below)
And you're right. If nobody can leapfrog us - my ego may actually become so largethat it could actually blockout the sun, resulting in dramatic global climate changes. It's possible.
Follow the team's historic march to glory with this great fan package from Buckmasters Magazineand The Dark Horses!
Included in the package:
[ul][*]The critically-acclaimed hunting manual: "How to actually kill deer (and not just talk about it online)" by quiksilver.[*]A Whisker Biscuit - signed by all ten of the Dark Horses! (With Certificate of Authenticity)[*]A stuffed "Dark Horse" mascot (see picture below).[*]52 weeks of unlimited access to the Dark Horses team thread, where you can unlock the secrets of this year's greatest team![*]A "naughty fillies" calendar, complete with Team DH's wives, mistresses and girlfriends posing with various dead animals.[/ul]
12-19-2007, 06:42 AM
#14
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 7,208
RE: A plea
Yea yea, yea, All fun and games now, until next year, HNI runs the “Behind the scenes…Darkhorses fall from glory”
When the behind the scenes fighting among members is brought to the open. The dirt filled PM’s released to the paparazzi. Just like the lead singers of so many rock bands, Quick’s ego drives him to a solo hunting career. The pressures of hunting 10 states strains his marriage and when rumors of the misappropriate use of a roaster surface, his wife destroys all his hunting gear, leaving him devastated and his solo career in shambles. He is left diving in ponds looking for a Matthews bow to use.
Then more disaster strikes:
When one of the girls in the calendar turns out to be underage.
The free stuffed toy is found to be made in China and toxic to all who come in contact with it.
And the book turns out to actually be written by Jimmie Houston.
When the behind the scenes fighting among members is brought to the open. The dirt filled PM’s released to the paparazzi. Just like the lead singers of so many rock bands, Quick’s ego drives him to a solo hunting career. The pressures of hunting 10 states strains his marriage and when rumors of the misappropriate use of a roaster surface, his wife destroys all his hunting gear, leaving him devastated and his solo career in shambles. He is left diving in ponds looking for a Matthews bow to use.
Then more disaster strikes:
When one of the girls in the calendar turns out to be underage.
The free stuffed toy is found to be made in China and toxic to all who come in contact with it.
And the book turns out to actually be written by Jimmie Houston.
12-19-2007, 07:45 AM
#15
Boone & Crockett
Thread Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Michigan/Ohio
Posts: 11,682
RE: A plea
ORIGINAL: rybohunter
Yea yea, yea, All fun and games now, until next year, HNI runs the “Behind the scenes…Darkhorses fall from glory”
When the behind the scenes fighting among members is brought to the open. The dirt filled PM’s released to the paparazzi. Just like the lead singers of so many rock bands, Quick’s ego drives him to a solo hunting career. The pressures of hunting 10 states strains his marriage and when rumors of the misappropriate use of a roaster surface, his wife destroys all his hunting gear, leaving him devastated and his solo career in shambles. He is left diving in ponds looking for a Matthews bow to use.
Then more disaster strikes:
When one of the girls in the calendar turns out to be underage.
The free stuffed toy is found to be made in China and toxic to all who come in contact with it.
And the book turns out to actually be written by Jimmie Houston.
Yea yea, yea, All fun and games now, until next year, HNI runs the “Behind the scenes…Darkhorses fall from glory”
When the behind the scenes fighting among members is brought to the open. The dirt filled PM’s released to the paparazzi. Just like the lead singers of so many rock bands, Quick’s ego drives him to a solo hunting career. The pressures of hunting 10 states strains his marriage and when rumors of the misappropriate use of a roaster surface, his wife destroys all his hunting gear, leaving him devastated and his solo career in shambles. He is left diving in ponds looking for a Matthews bow to use.
Then more disaster strikes:
When one of the girls in the calendar turns out to be underage.
The free stuffed toy is found to be made in China and toxic to all who come in contact with it.
And the book turns out to actually be written by Jimmie Houston.
12-19-2007, 07:45 AM
#16
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 3,913
RE: A plea
Fran is now the HNI hired gun for the deer contest. Victory follows him where ever he goes. He's the Reggie Jackson of HNI....lets call him " Mr. October" [8D]
Good point about the roaster Rybo....and I'll make a mental note to not eat at Frans house.
Good point about the roaster Rybo....and I'll make a mental note to not eat at Frans house.
12-19-2007, 07:46 AM
#17
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,716
RE: A plea
ORIGINAL: rybohunter
When the behind the scenes fighting among members is brought to the open. The dirt filled PM’s released to the paparazzi. Just like the lead singers of so many rock bands, Quick’s ego drives him to a solo hunting career. The pressures of hunting 10 states strains his marriage and when rumors of the misappropriate use of a roaster surface, his wife destroys all his hunting gear, leaving him devastated and his solo career in shambles. He is left diving in ponds looking for a Matthews bow to use.
Then more disaster strikes:
When one of the girls in the calendar turns out to be underage.
The free stuffed toy is found to be made in China and toxic to all who come in contact with it.
And the book turns out to actually be written by Jimmie Houston.
When the behind the scenes fighting among members is brought to the open. The dirt filled PM’s released to the paparazzi. Just like the lead singers of so many rock bands, Quick’s ego drives him to a solo hunting career. The pressures of hunting 10 states strains his marriage and when rumors of the misappropriate use of a roaster surface, his wife destroys all his hunting gear, leaving him devastated and his solo career in shambles. He is left diving in ponds looking for a Matthews bow to use.
Then more disaster strikes:
When one of the girls in the calendar turns out to be underage.
The free stuffed toy is found to be made in China and toxic to all who come in contact with it.
And the book turns out to actually be written by Jimmie Houston.
Germ's tell-all bookwill hitthe New York Times Best Seller List after divulging ugly inside secrets regarding the Horses use of performance-enhancing drugs,doe prostitution, and canned hunting.
Do you guys think Britney Spears would go for a woodsy-type? I'm looking for a girl with a morally casual attitude, low standards and boatloads of money.
12-19-2007, 07:47 AM
#18
Boone & Crockett
Thread Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Michigan/Ohio
Posts: 11,682
RE: A plea
ORIGINAL: 130woodman
It's good to be in first. Gotta yak it up while we can. If GERM would shoot 1 Then we might be in trouble. That 310 incher from MI would be nice addition into the contest.
It's good to be in first. Gotta yak it up while we can. If GERM would shoot 1 Then we might be in trouble. That 310 incher from MI would be nice addition into the contest.
Trust me if I shoot a 310 incher Quick is the first person I call!!
12-19-2007, 07:54 AM
#19
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Posts: 2,120
RE: A plea
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
Do you guys think Britney Spears would go for a woodsy-type? I'm looking for a girl with a morally casual attitude, low standards and boatloads of money.
Do you guys think Britney Spears would go for a woodsy-type? I'm looking for a girl with a morally casual attitude, low standards and boatloads of money.
