ORIGINAL: rybohunter

Yea yea, yea, All fun and games now, until next year, HNI runs the “Behind the scenes…Darkhorses fall from glory”

When the behind the scenes fighting among members is brought to the open. The dirt filled PM’s released to the paparazzi. Just like the lead singers of so many rock bands, Quick’s ego drives him to a solo hunting career. The pressures of hunting 10 states strains his marriage and when rumors of the misappropriate use of a roaster surface, his wife destroys all his hunting gear, leaving him devastated and his solo career in shambles. He is left diving in ponds looking for a Matthews bow to use.

Then more disaster strikes:

When one of the girls in the calendar turns out to be underage.

The free stuffed toy is found to be made in China and toxic to all who come in contact with it.

And the book turns out to actually be written by Jimmie Houston.