I got a bunch of humiliating hunting stories but this one is a Humiliating Guiding story.

This year I am guiding out in Idaho with two great friends Dennis who is about 50 and and Brandon who is about 17. Both of these two are filled with more wit then any human beings should be allowed to have! So I am walking up the trail on Pole Mountain and cruising up the hill and every time I come upon a track I point it out. Elk Track, Mule Deer, Whitetail, Coyote.. etc.. And then we come by piles of horse manure and then elk manure and then deer manure and then coyote manure and I keep pointing it out so that they can learn what it is... Sure enough here comes Dennis...

"Hey Brandon, Kevin sure does know his S&*(!" and that started off the two of them for the rest of the day!