First of all I would like to know the story about the vacuum cleaner and the primers. Sorry but it does sound funny. I will definitely be adding a fire extinguisher. I added a throw rug years ago.

Here is what I would consider the basics:

At least 5 reloading manuals(not the pamphlets)
Minimum press requirement for quality and strength- RCBS Rockchucker, or press of similar quality. Do not go cheap on your press-it will last you forever if you buy a good one.
Decent quality scale-does not have to be the best.
Decent quality trimmer-does not have to be the best.
Powder dispenser is nice, but not necessary to get started-buy the Lee dipper set with a good trickler, it will be a little slow, but it will do the job. Do not buy a cheap dispenser-wait until you can buy a good one.
Inexpensive set of calipers is OK for now.
Powder funnel-cheap plastic is ok.
Block to hold your casings.
The Primer arm that comes with the press will do fine.
Case chamfer tool.
Dies, powder, primers, and bullets-You are ready to go.

This will get you started loading some good shells. Tom.