Coming from the guy who sits in his stand in the middle of 1,000+ acres practically to himself in a state known for good size deer and then hurts his arm patting himself on the back at his mythical hunting skills that other meer mortals just can't comprehend.

Let me borrow one of your books Greg...........I'll tear out the pages and wipe my arse with them next time I leave a steamy pile of your wisdom in the woods.

Time for a reality check man.