I have heard it many times! Can not and will not go there.I can hear the conversation now.My wife saying let me see you shave your arm pits this time of year,you wont touch me for fear of me getting perfume on you,you tie up the washing machine,there is baking soda all over the place,all of your clothes are in tupperware containers,you wont touch the dogs,you shower before you go out in to frigid weather and now you want what?
Not worth the humiliation that would follow!!!