Yeah... I got kicked out of BED this morning!!! I finally had a good day to sleep in, daughter didn't have school, so no getting her on the bus... I was excited. I even stayed up an hour and a half later on here last night because I *knew* I could sleep in.
Yah. Right. I was sawing logs when hubby came home from work at 5:30am, and I hear, "Honey, Honey.....??" I was barely awake and I very quietly answered in a cautiously hesitant tone (you just never know with him lol) and he says, "Honey, are you awake?" I say, "I am now, what?" He's like, you have to get out of bed. I thinking, why in the HECK would I want to get out of bed at 5:30am when I can sleep as late as I want? He says, "You have to go hunting." I was thinking he had lost his mind. I am going, no I don't, I have to sleep. I've only been asleep 4 hours now and I am not getting out of bed. He says, "It's cold outside, you have to get up and go." Even MORE reason to stay in bed on this beautiful (yeah right) Friday morning.
I just laid there. 5 minutes later, "Honey... ?" "WHAT!?" "You have to get up, you have to go hunting this morning, you are going to shoot a deer, it's perfect outside." I didn't answer... 2 minutes later. "Honey, get out of bed." ARGH!!! At this point, I am not going back to sleep even if I *want* to... he starts shakin' my arm... get up Honey. ARGH AGAIN! After 15 minutes of this, I finally say, Shane, it's going to be 30mph winds today, I'm not driving 45 minutes to blow out of my stand. He says, I just came home from work, it's perfectly calm, 5mph winds maybe. I realized I wasn't getting out of it, or at least if I did, I wouldn't be falling back asleep at this point anyway. I still tried... I haven't laid out any warm clothes, I don't know where half of them are. He's like, I'll get them, you just get out of bed.
Long story as short as possible, as I left, he says, "You will shoot something today." I said, " And if it isn't a deer, you better be hiding when I get home, because it's gonna be YOUR head mounted on my wall."
I didn't see a single deer, didn't even kick any up on the way out.... I have been out 5 times now, each and every time I have at LEAST kicked a deer up... not this time. I sat for about an hour until I couldn't handle the wind anymore, it was at 25mph at the time... Sheesh. He cracks me up sometimes.
So, as soon as he gets out of bed... TARGET PRACTICE!!! LOL [8D]