We got:

The Hilton-can fit 5 peeps up there if you really wanted to.
The Carpet-its wrapped in carpet.
Dish Network-new guy was impressed with how we build stands and he says "all you need now is Dish Network!" IT'S NOW HIS STAND AND IT STUCK!! We even made a dish out of a slice of wood and a plastic dowel and hung it above the stand.
Playground-it overlooks an area that bucks have been sparring in.
The River-self explanitory.
Welcome to Weirdos-its written on one of the boards. No idea there sorry!