IL - Look at the bright side - you were only blowing fuses and not burning up starters.

A week of Peace & Quiet without the wife and kids, eh? That's my speed right there.

Now, you get the chance to do all the good redneck stuff that doesn't go over so well when the Misses is around: Drag out the Weber and grill huge wads of red meat for you and the dog for5, 6, 7 days straight. Sportscenter or OLN on the tv all day. Practice your "treestand" shots from the roof. Plink cats and tweety birds with the BB gun out the kitchen window. Make a huge mess in the house and refuse to clean it up until the last possible second before they get home. Gamble online. Chase women.

Say, I need to send my wife away for a week. I keep trying but she won't leave. [8D]