"But the moral of the story is, dad said take it out bcuz i cant move without ****ting my pants."

Your morals are skewed, as are your dads...[&o]

"But you'd have to know my father. When he says shoot it for him, you do it."

Outlaws breed outlaws... this would have been a perfect oportunity to teach an old dog a new trick. Obeying the law. What are you gonna teach your kids when the time comes???[&o]