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Old 07-15-2006 | 08:52 AM
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Default New Jersey Running Out of Ideas....

Guys,

I have been spreading the gospel truth on here for months now and am the expert on deer hunting and the ability to see things that other folks simply cannot see. Some of you have even told me personally in private email messages that you want to understand, but struggle. This supernaturalesque ability I have been given is more often a curse than a blessing, and I will NEVER use it for personal gain.

This morning I had finished a pot of coffee and got online to read about what was going on in the world of deer hunting out there. I read about the typical stories of the Southland and QDMA continuing their longstanding partnership in furtherance of the "Monster Buck" agenda, when I was alerted to big news coming from a part of New Jersey.

PANIC. It was reported that NJ, in an effort to rekindle what has become a nearly non-existant sport, hasnow decided to open more land to deer hunting in hopes that someone somewhere will get off the couch and visit the deer woods. In other words, the state is at a complete loss as to how to combat declining numbers of deer hunters, continued warty growths, and overall bedlam in the whitetail communities themselves. What are they saying? Anyone. Please hunt here. We will open more land......in neighborhoods, office parks, and behind your favorite watering hole. Just please, hunt deer in NJ.

Guys, most of you know me and know that I DO NOT ENJOY being the bearer of bad news on the site. I am an even keeled man who simply desires to see deer hunting thrive as a sport NATION WIDE. The fact is that currently, we are seeing trends all pointing to the inescapable conclusion that the sacred Southland is at the forefront of the sport and with the continued awards, accolades, etc, etc - along with the fact that Yankee states are in a sheer panic - there is great cause for concern among the prominent wildlife biologists of the country that Yankee states may NEVER enjoy much deer hunting success again.

Now, I am sure NJ is a great place to live and work. Probably a real treat to live there. Neighbors borrowing sugar and local government officials stopping in to share whisky. However, what is going on with regard to deer hunting has resulted in whitetails darting and spinning like Mexicans in the night, all heading for the Mason-Dixon line for a better life. Certain areas, including NJ, are experiencing overpopulation of deer (temporarily) due to the fact that Yankees would rather live in a concrete jungle than allow for wooded habitat for the whitetail. Deer are holed up in about a 2 acre contiguous area, conferencing on when to make a run for it towards North FL.

Just wanted to share my concern with each of you here. I hope all of you are able to get out this weekend and spend time in the woods with those you hold dear.

TDWW
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