Sorry ma'am, didn't mean to offend you by talkin' straight to yer lil' man. But you gotta be worried. What kind of drink is a "hot toddy" fer a man? Thet's what them lil' ol ladies drink back home. You need to git yer feller some mules an' let 'im go into the mountings fer 'bout a month next spring. Tuffin' 'im up a lil an' git 'is mind off takin' a bath an' relaxin'. Real men don't relax, an' bathin' is infrequent at best. Now ol' BJ knows what wimmins want. You jus' come on down here an' let me 'splain it to ya while yer ol' man's tuffinin' up in the mountings next spring.

BJ