I've found that cussing her out real good will get her riled. Everything that she calls you, you call her right back, and worse. You call her every name in the book. You insult her heritage. You insinuate that she dyes her feathers. You get her so mad that she's going to come over kick your a$$. ...And she'll bring her boyfriend along with her. There is NOTHING that a tom likes better than two hens talking dirty to one another. He'll be hoarse by the time he gets to you.