Hey Squirrel, this is a true story, not a joke. When I was about 18 I had a pet squirrel. It free ranged (go figure) in my house full time, we did not let it out cause I didn't want it to get fleas and stuff. Anyhow, it was like a watch dog. When someone came into the house I would jump on anyone entering the house and I would have to pull it off. It never bit me but bit my mom twice then I had to let it go into the wild. I was soo sad, bummed me right out! Any how I just thought of it right now and had to share that with you. I had to tell my friends"watch it when you come to my house we got an attack squirrel". Looks like I'm home again and I am happy!