okay judy, there is this guy, named ken, walking down the creek bank one day. as he was fishing, he hears a voice say, if you will pick me up, and kiss me, i will grant you 3 sexual favors....ken, bewildered looked around for the voice....not finding anything he continues fishing, but again hears the voice and the offers of the favors.....again, scanning the are thru trifocal eyeglasses looking high and low he cannot identify the location of the voice....he again resumes fishing....the voice finally says, look down, i am right here....ken looks down and see's a frog...stumped ken asks, are you the voice i have been hearing, with my new beltone hearing aids? the frog in the sexiest voice she can muster replies, yes sir, i am, and if you pick me up and kiss me i will grant you 3 sexual favors.....well, we all know ken....yep you guessed it, ken picked up the frog and put in into his pocket, and continued fishing.

later in the day after finishing his fishing trip, ken runs into a buddy and shows him the frog.....gene, kens buddy looks at the frog in disbelief, but listens to the frog as well....ken asked the frog, will you do favors for me if i kiss you? the frog immediately replied, yes sir i sure will....ken put the frog back in his pocket. gene asked ken, why dont you kiss the frog? ken said, gene, at my age, i would rather have the talking frog.......