A bit of FF humor
02-17-2006 | 02:06 PM
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A bit of FF humor
FF,
I could not resist the paraphrasing a bit. You will recognize the significance.............
A blond and a red head met up on the sidewalk one day while doing a little shopping to take advantage of the after holiday shoe sales. The blonde says to the red head "So, did you have a good holiday season"?
The red head responds, "yeah, sure, it was great, all but for Thanksgiving."
The blonde comes back and says" What was wrong with Thanksgiving?"
The red head says"it was the turkey."
The blond replies "what was wrong with the turkey?"
"It was tough" replied the red head.
What do you mean tough, says the blond
The red head says "yeah, it was tough. We had it in the oven for twenty minutes and it was still kicking the glass!"
ken12 from FF
I could not resist the paraphrasing a bit. You will recognize the significance.............
A blond and a red head met up on the sidewalk one day while doing a little shopping to take advantage of the after holiday shoe sales. The blonde says to the red head "So, did you have a good holiday season"?
The red head responds, "yeah, sure, it was great, all but for Thanksgiving."
The blonde comes back and says" What was wrong with Thanksgiving?"
The red head says"it was the turkey."
The blond replies "what was wrong with the turkey?"
"It was tough" replied the red head.
What do you mean tough, says the blond
The red head says "yeah, it was tough. We had it in the oven for twenty minutes and it was still kicking the glass!"
ken12 from FF
02-20-2006 | 07:56 PM
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RE: A bit of FF humor
okay judy, there is this guy, named ken, walking down the creek bank one day. as he was fishing, he hears a voice say, if you will pick me up, and kiss me, i will grant you 3 sexual favors....ken, bewildered looked around for the voice....not finding anything he continues fishing, but again hears the voice and the offers of the favors.....again, scanning the are thru trifocal eyeglasses looking high and low he cannot identify the location of the voice....he again resumes fishing....the voice finally says, look down, i am right here....ken looks down and see's a frog...stumped ken asks, are you the voice i have been hearing, with my new beltone hearing aids? the frog in the sexiest voice she can muster replies, yes sir, i am, and if you pick me up and kiss me i will grant you 3 sexual favors.....well, we all know ken....yep you guessed it, ken picked up the frog and put in into his pocket, and continued fishing.
later in the day after finishing his fishing trip, ken runs into a buddy and shows him the frog.....gene, kens buddy looks at the frog in disbelief, but listens to the frog as well....ken asked the frog, will you do favors for me if i kiss you? the frog immediately replied, yes sir i sure will....ken put the frog back in his pocket. gene asked ken, why dont you kiss the frog? ken said, gene, at my age, i would rather have the talking frog.......
later in the day after finishing his fishing trip, ken runs into a buddy and shows him the frog.....gene, kens buddy looks at the frog in disbelief, but listens to the frog as well....ken asked the frog, will you do favors for me if i kiss you? the frog immediately replied, yes sir i sure will....ken put the frog back in his pocket. gene asked ken, why dont you kiss the frog? ken said, gene, at my age, i would rather have the talking frog.......
