If you buy a Mathews or a Hoyt, you cannot go wrong.

Which one should you buy?

If you buy the Mathews:

[ul][*]Deer will fear you, women will want you[*]You'll be invited to all the right parties[*]You will live a long and prosperous life[*]When you enter a room, someone will always shout, "All rise!"[*]People will call you "MISTER ilovehunting," or "sir"[*]Your children will be born intelligent and beautiful[*]You will die happy[*]All your hunts will be successful, all your days filled with joy [/ul]
Any questions?