When you use your release to attach to your zipper when you have
to take a leak.

When you start listening for every little sound and you can hear a spider
walking across the floor in the next room but still can't hear what your
wife says when she is sitting next to you.

When you go to the store and the cashier says 3 bucks, and you shout "WHERE?"

When you drive down the road and every other bush or stalk of grass
looks like a "nice deer."

When you can leave your house in the middle of a cold dead winters morning before dark and realize you aren't wearing a coat, but you are only pissed off because you forgot your release.