My buddy has almost a hundred guns (two big safes packed to the gills) and is always looking for more. He's constantly trolling gunbroker.com, auctionarms, and gun shows for more guns he "needs." Here's the latest: He already has a .375 H&H (with 500 rounds of ammo!) and a .458 Lott (with 200 rounds), yet now he's convinced he must have a .416 Remington.

Is there any cure for him? Should I round up friends and relatives to conduct an intervention like AA does for alcoholics? Should I hire deprogrammers to kidnap him and hold him in an out-of-the-way cabinuntil he's cured?