Plead insanity!
lol j/k, but that permit law sounds pretty stupid. start cutting up your own deer then you won't hav to worry about it

. i swear these game commissions dream up alot of crazy laws just so they have something to fine people for and make money. one turkey season here in pa about 6 of my family members and i parked and walked bck int he woods about 200 yards to listen for any gobbles. had no guns, no camo, just regular dress. it was junior day so we couldnt hunt anyway we just wanted to see if we could hear anything for the next week. next thing w eknow officer doushe bag comes running up and cites us for no orange, EVEN THOUGH we werent hunting he still fined us. what a jerk