I love it when you sit quietly freezing your toes off in the morning only to have it reach prime time and the "idiot" spots you.. Walks to your stand and yells
"See Any Yet?"

you gotta love that

you also gotta love how the local idiot brings 15 of his buddies to the hunting spot and claims how they all shot 12 pointers opening day, yet you don't hear a single shot go off