The reason why the yanks come down there to buy at a bargain is because everything is so high up here. After we kicked your butt in the Civil War all youConfederates flocked up here to be on the
winning team and drove our prices through the roof. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. Now don't get your knickers in an uproar all you fine southern folks. I was just making a small joke.
That's only 'cause you carpetbaggers came down here and stole all our land after you burned our farms and raped or women. ( I too am only jesting so don't get your flannels all in a bundle
)
Seriously, I understand the desire to sell a small ranch style house and come down here and buy a 3,500 sf house with the same money. I do my best to try and teach them to abandon their agressive northern ways and embrace the genteel, relaxed southern way of life. Yes ma'ams and sirs, iced sweet tea, and ya'll.