ORIGINAL: Talondale
In in VA we have lots of people from up north
(stinkin' Yankees 
) who have retired and sold their homes up north and moving down here and buying bigger houses and lots of land at what they feel is a great deal
(and driving up everyone elses housing costs to boot).
The reason why the yanks come down there to buy at a bargain is because everything is so high up here. After we kicked your butt in the Civil War all youConfederates flocked up here to be on the
winning team and drove our prices through the roof. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. Now don't get your knickers in an uproar all you fine southern folks. I was just making a small joke.