Am I the onlyidiot that does this?
Yep.......it's just you.
I have enough trouble coping when my simple "#1" bites the dust.......I'd about have to have a funeral if the thing had a name.
I went to a big 3D tounament this year and robinhooded my #1 arrow with the #2 arrow on the first round of warm ups and about had a meltdown, I could only imagine the crowd staring if I yelled...."Oh my god FRED!!!"

WIth #1 it's a simple wimper and move on (The same reason you don't name the veal calf "Skippy"

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