ALRIGHT! I'VE GOT THIS FIGURED OUT!

How to deal with trespassers? After reading thru all the replies to this post, the answer was suddenly obvious! (Right around the 26th reply actually)

Just post signs ......................
NOTICE! WILDLIFEPOPULATIONCONTROLEXPERT ON PREMISES!

Then NO ONE will want to be in the same county! I'd bet you'd have ATV riders running into and over each other trying to get AWAY!

"Hey you wrecked my ATV!"

"Well jump on the back of mine! Let's just get out of here - fast!"

"I heard it's contagious!"

"I don't even have an ATV! I'll just run!"

"Hey! Help! Someone give me a ride!"

"I can't run. I broke both my ankles."

"No matter - just cut 'em off and run on stumps! We gotta get out of here!"

"Call in the National Guard!"