That story left me laughing. I know a guy that filled the hood of his coveralls and ended up cutting the hood off. For elk, I like to wear camo sweatpants and a camo sweatshirt with a pair of longjohns underneath. I look at elk hunting as an atheletic event and wear the same clothes as I would for doing some type of arobic activity. The sweats are also very quiet and can soak up alot of elk urine throughout an elk season. If I have a long walk, I will wear a pair of camo boxers from wal-mart, to stay cool and keep the sweat factor down............