BBJ,

I've heard that one before in a little different format. Makes me giggle every time.


Oldie but goodie.

This city slicker came down to go hunting. I told him we could go to my uncles to hunt, cuz he always lets me hunt. So we drive over to my uncles house, and I say I'm gonna go ask and I'll be right back.

I go in and see my uncle. He says: "sure you can hunt but I need a favor."
I ask what the favor is. He says that his old horse bessie has been sick for awhile. He just can't bring himself to put her down, Would I please shoot her for him. I said that I understood and would put her down. as I'm walking out I decide to have some fun with this citty slicker.

I jump in the truck a cussing: "that son of a gun wouldn't let us hunt. After all the things I've done for him."
I tear down the road. then I see bessie. I slam on the brakes and say: "I'll teach that no account SOB." I jump out and shoot the horse. just then I hear three shots. BOOM BOOm, Boom.

I run around the truck and yell: "what are you doing?" The city slicker says: "He made you so mad, I decided to kill three of his cows for Ya."