This old boy from Maine moves up to Alaska and buys 50 acres out in the middle of know where.Well a few months go by and the snow is falling.About a week befor New Years eve a gentleman walks up to his cabin door.He say "Howdy My name is Lars your closest neibore for 60 miles and I wanted to invite you to a New Years eve Party",well this ol'boy from Main agrees since it been awhile with out any conversation,so he asks Lars' what time and Lar's says 5:00 pm New years eve,ok.As Lars is walking away he turns and say's I must warn you there will be some drinking,the Ol' boy from Maine says I can hold my own share.Lar's also says there will be some fighting also,and the Ol'boy from Main say's I can hold my own in a fight to.So Lar's starts walking away again and stops turns and say' "one more thing there's going to be alot of sex also".Well this Ol'boy from Maine say"what should I wear" and Lar's answers back"What ever you wan't.It's just going to be you and me."
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