Once there was this mean old Arkansas Game Warden out looking to give somebudy some tickets. He seen this guy down at the swamp hunting ducks so he said Ill get him.
The hunter had 3 ducks the Warden said I want to check your ducks so the hunter said ok .
The Warden pick one duck smelled it a$$hole and said thats a IL. duck do you have an IL permit the hunter said yep here is.That good said the Warden he picked up the next duck smelled its a$$hole said thats a Iowa duck do you have a Iowa pemit hunter said yep here it is . The Warden said Ill get him now picked up the last duck and smelled its a$$hole and said well thats a Maine duck you have a Maine permit hunter said yep here it is
Well the Warden is pi$$ed he said just where the hell are you from the hunter pulled down his pants and bent over and said your the expert you tell me!!