This old timer is sitting on his porch and sees this youngster walkin up the street. Old timer hollers: "hey boy what ya carryin'?"

the boy replies: "fish sticks, I'm goin fishin"

"well you cant catch fish with fish sticks boy"

later that day the boy comes back with a stringer full of fish. the ole timer just stratches his head. Next morning he sees the same boy carrying something else. he yells: " what ya packin boy?"

"duck tape, I'm goin duck huntin"
"you cant get no ducks with tape, boy"
later that day the boy comes back with a arm full of ducks.

Next day the ole time sees the boy again. "what ya packin boy"

"just a ***** willow branch"
"hold on I'm comin with ya"