Ha,Ha those are good ones,here's another.

There is this Montanan duck hunting on the N. Dakota/Montana border,well here comes this flock of mallards and he swings on the first green head and BAM!.It sails accross his head and lands in N. Dakota about 10 yds away.Well he walks over to pick up this duck and here comes the game warden.Well the game warden pulls up and starts writing him a ticket for hunting in N. Dakota with out a license and poaching.The Montanan says"look here mister this duck was shot in Montana and landed in N.dakota" the game says yes it was but it's in North Dakota so now it's a Noth Dakotan duck.
The Montanan says let settle this the old fashioned way,the Game warden asks how that.The Montanan replies"with an old fashioned nut kicking contest"the North Dakotan game warden says "whats the rules"the Montanan replies "the first person bends over and the 2nd one kicks him in the nuts,if he get's up the,the next guy get a chance and if don't get up the other wins.

Well the Montana says it's customary that the arguer gose first,so the North Dakotan bends over and the Montana runs up and kicks him as hard as he can in the crotch,and game warden hit's the ground,crying,and vomiting and after 10 minuts of this he gets up and says to the Montanan"your turn" the Montnana looks at him and say's"Naw you can keep that dam duck"

BBJ