Three men are sitting around the campfire telling stories until they came upon the subject of painful experiences. The first man looks up and says "heck, one time I was out in a treestand 20 feet up when a swarm of bees started attacking until I fell out. Then when I hit the ground an arrow came down and stuck me right in the leg." The second man says "heck, that's nothing. One time I was out squirrel huntin' and hit a branch by accident. that branch fell down and cracked me right on the head but as I was trying to get out of the way I shot myself in the foot". The last guy just chuckled and said "my SECOND most painful experience is worse than those. Once I was out deer huntin' and had to take a crap. The only problem is I squatted right on a bear trap and it snapped shut right on the family jewels" The first two were amazed and asked "well, what the heck could be worse than that?" he looked them square in the eyes and said "well that would be when I reached the end of the chain."