RE: Story time
There is this fella that lives down the way from me a little bit, he is unique and quit a opportunist, has a large family with little income...a survivor. Well one day he is down at the marsh hunting and he bags himself a Blue Heron (The tall long beaked birds) well he is bouncin on down the fire road back home to pluck this thing and low and behold the game warden has been watching everything and has hidden behind a tree and stops him. The warden asks for his hunting license and of coarse he dosn't have one (strike 1) The warden says well do you know what you have shot? .. A bird .. Not just a bird the warden says that is a Blue Heron strickly protected by the law (strike 2) and of coarse he was on posted property (strike 3) Well the game warden looks at him and syas Mister you are in alot of trouble here. Realizing this the fella changes tactics and pleds for mercy He says sir I didn't realize that bird was protected I am just trying to feed my wife and 6 kids, I have no job and I am about to loose my home I don't know what else could go wrong??? Well the Game warden being sensative gives in and says Sir I am going to let you go this time but I don't want to see or of hear of you being down here molesting these birds again.... Yes Sir the fella says trust me you won't .. Oh thanks you he replies . the fella starts walking down the road and the game warden is dieing to ask the question of how do those things taste? So he asks the fella in a loud voice HEY mister by the way how do those thing taste?? He replies Well they are little bit better than an Osprey but not quit as good as a Bald Eagle!!