just wanted to know how many people like blue collerd comidy i love

Larry the cable guy is my hero

My favorite is still:

"Floatin' down the river......peein' on yerself.....aint no tension there!"

cop pulls me over and says "son you been drinkin?" i said " no, why do i gotta fat girl in my back seat?"

or you might be a redneck if u consider fast food hiitin a deer at 65mph

"oh, there's two of em!"[8D][8D]

u may be a redneck if ur moma can tell the john brown state trooper to kiss her a## with out takin the marboro outa her mouth

I Reckin If Thos Hooters Girls Shorts Get Any Shorter..The FDA Is Gonna Make Them Wear Hair Nets....
I Believeeeeeeeee....There Should Be An Application Process On Thongs

u might be a redneck if u go to a family reunion lookin for a wife

I dont feel like typing the WHOLE THING,but my favorite one is about Ron Whites dog sluggo when he went to the vet for artificial insemination.

Its gonna be a good day Tater.

yup..... larry the cable guy is mt ero