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BLUE COLLERD COMIDY
just wanted to know how many people like blue collerd comidy i love
Larry the cable guy is my hero :) ![]() |
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My favorite is still:
"Floatin' down the river......peein' on yerself.....aint no tension there!" |
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cop pulls me over and says "son you been drinkin?" i said " no, why do i gotta fat girl in my back seat?"
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or you might be a redneck if u consider fast food hiitin a deer at 65mph
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cop pulls me over and says "son you been drinkin?" i said " no, why do i gotta fat girl in my back seat?" |
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u may be a redneck if ur moma can tell the john brown state trooper to kiss her a## with out takin the marboro outa her mouth
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I Reckin If Thos Hooters Girls Shorts Get Any Shorter..The FDA Is Gonna Make Them Wear Hair Nets....
I Believeeeeeeeee....There Should Be An Application Process On Thongs |
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u might be a redneck if u go to a family reunion lookin for a wife
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I dont feel like typing the WHOLE THING,but my favorite one is about Ron Whites dog sluggo when he went to the vet for artificial insemination.
Its gonna be a good day Tater. |
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yup..... larry the cable guy is mt ero :)
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you might be a redneck if youve ever watched your deer huntin' movie through a scope.
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you might be a red neck if every time your mother-in-law goes outside you have to put a wide load sing on her back
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I like Blue Collar Comedy, but I have to admit I'm not a big fan of Jeff Foxworthy anymore. His redneck jokes are over used in my opinion. Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, and especially Bill Engvall are definately three of my favorite comedians.
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I LIKE ALL 4 OF THEM . "if ur toilt paper has numbers on u u might be a redneck"
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i just love it all around
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I love Blue colar I have all the Larry the Cable Guy DVD :D
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ORIGINAL: Daddyslilhunter I love Blue colar I have all the Larry the Cable Guy DVD :D |
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git er done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Larry the cable guy is my idol he's kicka$$. GIT R DONE!
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Those guys are hilarious!!! Anytime I need a good cry, I'll go rent that dvd. "Hell it was a lot colder than I remember".
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blue collored comity tour "rides again!":D
GET ER' DONE ! |
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U might be a redneck if your porch collapses and it kills more than 3dogs
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ORIGINAL: whitetailhunter4637 U might be a redneck if your porch collapses and it kills more than 3dogs |
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" This last fall I got a chance to go elk hunting. Got me a nice one, got it hung on the wall in the den there. My neighbor comes over and asks," You shoot that thing?" I said nope he ran through the wall and got stuck! here's your sign."
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i saw a guy saterday with a clothshannger in his car and i couldnt help myself i asked the stupid question "lock your keys in the car?" he said nope just washed it hangging out to dry lol [8D]
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Has any body had one of those "Here's your sign" moments? I had one at Proex getting my hunting pics developed. While we were waiting to get the recept, I was flipping through the pics to make sure they turned out ok. The gal looks at me and says, "Someones been hunting huh?" I slowly looked up at her and said," Nope those are all the animals I hit with my truck!"
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ORIGINAL: cnhntr Has any body had one of those "Here's your sign" moments? I had one at Proex getting my hunting pics developed. While we were waiting to get the recept, I was flipping through the pics to make sure they turned out ok. The gal looks at me and says, "Someones been hunting huh?" I slowly looked up at her and said," Nope those are all the animals I hit with my truck!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() SHE WALKED AWAY!!!!!!
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you might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk and u both use the tree at the corner
you might be a redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car you might be a redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish |
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I love it its probably the best show around
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thoughs guys are too funny
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you might be a redneck if you are walking your dog and your peeing on the tree next to it!!!!
Ive done it before....lol |
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You might be a redneck if you think a sex change is moving to the back seat.:D
You might be a redneck if you think practicing safe sex is putting on the emergency brake:D |
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you might be a redneck if you think 401k is your mother-in-laws bra size :D
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OMG that is one of the funniest comedy shows,\ in history, my mom recorded it.
Chic |
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the roast of Jeff Fox. was great. He said of Ron White,"when he eats beer nuts at the bar you can hear them splash." Now thats fuuny right there I don't care who you are. LoL
I also Follow Red Green on PBS and have Duck Tape forever on vhs. This series was the orginial redneck series from up north in Canada. |
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Red Green Show. Great stuff. watch it every friday night!!!!! " If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
" Remember I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together. Keep your stick on the ice.":D |
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The handy man secret weapon... ..Ductape.
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LOVE IT
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Simply put, "gitr done"!!!
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I also Follow Red Green on PBS and have Duck Tape forever on vhs. This series was the orginial redneck series from up north in Canada. my city-boy boyfriend even loved it |
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