RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

you have a tailgate?

we got a guy around here with an old multi-color Ford w/o a tailgate...on the inside of the bed that faces the traffic behind him, he spray painted "redneck pimpin"

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

If you've ever got your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.

If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger has changed your life, you might be a redneck.

If you think silence of the lambs is what happens when Larry walks into the barn, you might be a redneck.

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . ."

you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

you bow your head when someone prays.

you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

you've never burned an American flag.

you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

you'd give your last dollar to a friend.

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

Well Dixie I'm with you on that one,you know me as huntsman,From gutpilestyle.

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

you have the word "REDNECK" tattooed on your back

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

What? whats gutpiles?

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

You might be a redneck if your family tree looks like a bamboo tree :)



(yes that was a joke, remember i'm a 'redneck' at heart)

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

you might be a red neck: if your spare key is a chainsaw

when the DJ says do the ho-down, you throw your girlfriend on the floor:D

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

try this site if you want redneck jokes [link]http://www.redneckjokes101.com[/link]

:D

RE: You know your a redneck when.......
 

If you open a beer during a religous service you might be a redneck.

^Me in 10 years lol:D