You know your a redneck when.......
 

you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles per hour.

Seen this on Blue collar T.V the other night. That is one awesome show!

Trap

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"...floatin' down the river...peein' on yerself....aint no tension there."

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" I got thrown out of a bar in new york city"

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''they call me tater salad''

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boy i tell you wut!

lord i apologize

and i said AUNT DONNA

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Git-R-Done

You guys forgot the best one! :D

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You know your a redneck when ,"GIT R DONE", is spray painted on your tailgate.

True story, I even took a picture. I'll post it sometime after i develop the roll.

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I dont want to be drunk in pubLICK i wanted to be drunk in the bar!

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I didn't know how many they were gonna need to kick my @ss, but I knew how many they were gonna use.

BAHAHA

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You know your a redneck when, you stare at a can of orange juice because it says "Concentrate".:D

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when someone hollas hey nice truck !

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when you have a big decal on your back window that says redneck and thats what all your friends call you

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This is the first post that catches your eye!;)

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Beep beep beep, beep beep, bbbbbbbbbbbbb - Short Half....

I love it

Beep

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Got-her-did

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You might be a redneck if...you remember to take a roll of toilet paper with you into the woods, but forget your gun.

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you might be a redneck if:

for christmas you buy your wife a camo set of lingerie

the phrase "D'd ja yeet yet?" followed by "Nah, d'd jew?" and "Fixin' to" comes out of your mouth anywhere near dinner

your camo always matches but anything else you wear doesn't

your wife loses you when you lay down on the bed because of the camo sheets and matching camo PJs

your car contains any of the following: gun rack, case of beer, rope, duct tape, camo seat covers, deer in the back, antlers on the grill, raccoon tail hanging from one or more mirrors, and/or the always special PISS ON PETA decal

if you remember to wash your truck before you pick up your girlfriend and forget to wash yourself even though its been DAYS

you have ever idolized anyone with a mullet

your first baby picture ALSO contains your first beer

you ALWAYS remember your dog's birthday but NEVER remember your girlfriend's

you take your pregnent dog to the hospital, and your pregnent wife to the vet

your last wishes are to have your ashes scattered over your favorite hunting ground

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Hmm well these things are 100% true in my case. Own alot of nice camo, nothin calvin klein lol and my wishes are to have my ashes buried up on a hill (Birch Point) that over looks my land and a river. Its a place i go to quite a bit just to think. great place to pick off beavers too. lol

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You know youre a redneck when you go to a deer huntin site and end up qouting Larry the Cable Guy. GIT-ER-DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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After i move to texas and live there for awhile, only then i'll consider myself a 'redneck' :D

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you have a tailgate?

we got a guy around here with an old multi-color Ford w/o a tailgate...on the inside of the bed that faces the traffic behind him, he spray painted "redneck pimpin"

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If you've ever got your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.

If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger has changed your life, you might be a redneck.

If you think silence of the lambs is what happens when Larry walks into the barn, you might be a redneck.

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it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . ."

you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

you bow your head when someone prays.

you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

you've never burned an American flag.

you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

you'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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Well Dixie I'm with you on that one,you know me as huntsman,From gutpilestyle.

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you have the word "REDNECK" tattooed on your back

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What? whats gutpiles?

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You might be a redneck if your family tree looks like a bamboo tree :)



(yes that was a joke, remember i'm a 'redneck' at heart)

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you might be a red neck: if your spare key is a chainsaw

when the DJ says do the ho-down, you throw your girlfriend on the floor:D

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try this site if you want redneck jokes [link]http://www.redneckjokes101.com[/link]

:D

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If you open a beer during a religous service you might be a redneck.

^Me in 10 years lol:D

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HOOWOO you hit it on the head DIXIEBANJO.

You allso may be a redneck if you open the door for a lady [nomatter what she looks like]

carry the gorcerices in for the wife.Maby even open the car door :}

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you know your a redneck when.......you bring a six pack of beer to a funeral

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw thats the best 1 ever!

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You might be a redneck if you post more then once about this topic :D

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You might be a redneck if your favorite deodorant is Back Woods Off.