.......................a Joke
05-07-2009, 12:32 PM
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Nontypical Buck
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.......................a Joke
this place is so dead it aint even funny its like wer'e all in a coma there has been no music fights or beneli rants for months
so if you have a good joke or two lets hear it
so if you have a good joke or two lets hear it
05-08-2009, 08:53 AM
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Nontypical Buck
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RE: .......................a Joke
a guy goes out to dinner with his wife
guy- ill take the steak medium rare please
waiter- arent you worried about the mad cow sir?
guy- no she can order for herself
badumpchshhhhhhhh
guy- ill take the steak medium rare please
waiter- arent you worried about the mad cow sir?
guy- no she can order for herself
badumpchshhhhhhhh
05-08-2009, 03:54 PM
#7
Nontypical Buck
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Location: Kansas city, Missouri
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RE: .......................a Joke
ORIGINAL: OKbowhunter20
Why is Helen Keller such a bad driver?
Because she's a woman.
hehe
(I've been using that one alot lately)
Why is Helen Keller such a bad driver?
Because she's a woman.
hehe
(I've been using that one alot lately)
o yea bring it on
05-09-2009, 06:08 AM
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RE: .......................a Joke
Well, maybe this place is dead because;
A) Everyone complains about it being dead
or
B) Everyone here should be out in the turkey woods (like ive been, and mossberg11...you better be too since your on 2 of my teams this year)
A) Everyone complains about it being dead
or
B) Everyone here should be out in the turkey woods (like ive been, and mossberg11...you better be too since your on 2 of my teams this year)
05-09-2009, 07:16 AM
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Nontypical Buck
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RE: .......................a Joke
1. What is funner than swinging a baby at 300mph?
................Stopping it with a shovel!
2. Why does Micheal Jackson love 28 yearolds?
..................Because there is 20 of them!
3. How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
................Depends on how hard you through them.
4. What is easier to unload, a truck full of babies or a truck full of bowling balls.
.................Truck full of babies, because you can use a pitch fork!
I would be out turkey hunting, but I ran out of tags!
................Stopping it with a shovel!
2. Why does Micheal Jackson love 28 yearolds?
..................Because there is 20 of them!
3. How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
................Depends on how hard you through them.
4. What is easier to unload, a truck full of babies or a truck full of bowling balls.
.................Truck full of babies, because you can use a pitch fork!
I would be out turkey hunting, but I ran out of tags!
