my brand new bass boat, and i headed off to go fish. While fishing I...

haha no

............was bowfishing and i shot a shark.............

and it turned out that it was a land shark so i was dang and i came on land and ate up my new toyota i was oh well toyotas are for muchas anyway i drove my boat across the bayou to the other chevy dealerchip and bout a brand spankin new chevy kodiak(these things are Fing awesome)and road off into the sunset.........

where i saw a group of PETA memebers having a meeting, so i ...

swurved and took out there lodge (which was made of dirt compacted together) and i kept cruisin down the road but i kept hearing a grinding sound so i looked and i saw the peta CEO stuck under my truck took out my ar-15 and cleaned him up abit and kept driving......

until i took my chevy kodiak(amen they sexy and BA and aeesome) and i pulled up to a PETA member with a stupid weak ford f-650[&o] and i...................

said wtf is up with you and he was like save the animals and i was like f u and he was like well your just a hunter and i was like uhhhhhh yeah wat about it..........

he was lie haha wel latleast im not adutch boy and i was like u mean rory and he was like yeah and i was like wow your like a sykik because i never kknew rory was a little dutch boy....................

so I took out my 30-06 and...

starwedted shooting the craapppy ford f650 with its weak pstroke engine and shot it a lot and then i............