mossbergman11/OH

make pumpkin pie.................

pheasantfanatic

.....which is my favorite, so I stupidly stayed around while it was baking which got me.....

mossberghunter93

into some serious trouble because i looked up right as the oven got hot and there stood chuck norris he was like nice work today son now im gonna give you the PIARO award(peta is a retarded organization) i was speachless......

Centauri

And then, all of the PETA people came, but I had a...

mossbergman11/OH

deer skull in my back pocket that scared them away, i quickly ran to my chevy 2500HD and was blowing diesel smoke into the PETA guys, i thopught i was home free when all of a sudden............

Centauri

Chevy went bankrupt and asked for a bailout. They...

mossbergman11/OH

then gave a POS touyota prius to me and i shot it with my explosive broadhead(like in rambo) and then i got back my truck and ran over the toyota dealership and.............

Centauri

Sorry, I have to cut this off for a moment. Moss, do you actually use an exploding broadhead?

Rory/MO

Got a new Toyota Tundra. Then I left the dealership and....

pheasantfanatic

....realized this thing had more towing capacity that any other 1/2 ton on the market, so I went and hooked on to.........