to slam your finger in a car door? I would of never thought this possible till it happened to me. What other freak accidents happened to everyone?

man my life is a story of freak accidents and stupid/weird things...biting my tounge when i eat...biting a fork...all sorts of things..all cause we think we are in a big hurry...its kinda stupid, but as i say that im rushin to post this before i gota take care of something...sad life at least i live in anyway. lol

If you want freak accidents, ask Andy, if you want funny things to do to someone, ask Andy about the things i had his ex's friend do to him

pretty much what andy said. biting a fork hurts like hell

my brother threw a chip at his friend and it cut him and my sister was getting ice out of the ice machine and it fell on her toe and cut it lol o and when i was hunting this week i was sitting in my stand it was about to get dark then a deer walks out (little buck) i reach for my gun and as im pulling it up my bionoculars fell out of the stand a CLINK CLANK BANG! he looks rite towards me and walks away i was mad!

Well I got my nipple bitten off by a beaver.

LMAO!Gotta loveblue colar comedy.

haha why am i catchinga trend here? as for...nevermind im not gettin into it here...but huntnteen is very very cruel...thats all im sayin!

my sisters boyfriend broke her finger last weekand when they were playin football he reached up to block a pass and bam hit herfinger on his forearm owww looks painful
one time i was running through my yard my dog decided to run in front of me so wooooop he tripped my and i seriously flew up and flipped over him he was a BIG dog too

At least freak accidents make good stories for school the next day.