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in the last 3 days i've gotten 2 new knives
1 kershaw vapor
and 1 gerber parframe
and a new cellphone(sony ericsson)

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lol k

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sweet

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Very cool :)

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In the last 3 days i've killed 4 tourists, helped the bikers at Ohio Bike Week kill 3 more, Got my new Celly (LG Voyager), eaten Taco Bell, seen what looked like a wall cloud, saw the greatest lightning display in my life, and txted Andy about 150 times:D

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lucky[:@][8D]

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On Saturday I scraped an 18 year old off a back road who wasn't wearing a seatbelt and got ejected from her vehicle.

On Sunday I was trying to figure out of I should pack the person's arm with us or not. It got torn off when their motorcycle hit a guardrail. Later in the day there was a DOA in the woods, person decided he couldn't take it anymore.

Father's Day was awesome though. We got Dad a new cell phone and threw a big party.

Oh! And last week I had an idiot jump out of an airplane without a parachute. Messy.

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You love your job don't you HG?

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More than anything :)

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its unfortunite you guys (and girls;))dont get more credit for what you do.

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Anyone else craving pancakes?

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Actually I had spaghetti and meat sauce after :D

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guess wat i know wat DOA means: dead on arrival:Dit looked like u thought nobody was going to know that

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Aw, do you want a gold star?;) I used DOA because thats the lingo, didn't really care if anybody got it or not. Just for kicks, try this one on for size:

Pt 38yo m c/o X3, a/o X3, gd nuro/motor/sens/vasc. X4, -abdpalp. mass or pain - guarding, -bldg.,HEENT/PEERL, -JVD; -TD;Ch.=&SM rise, -ob.sg.tra., lungs cl.2 bs., - DCPTLS, -p. rock or pain, -c findings or pain, pt. rest. com.@ 14:00hrs, tot CMH bed #4 @14:08 rails ^

Good luck and NO CHEATING! :D:D

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can u use it in a sentence

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What is "Jibberish"? The only thing i can translate is Patient 38 year old male, no obstruction of the lungs/breathing(?) and the time 14:00 hours.

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well i think that 14:00 hours means it's 2oclock but thats about all i can tell ya

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yup....i didnt understand much of that but i got 4 docs around me.....i could ask one of them!:D

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um i would say that that is a fire scanner call

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Nope :) That's my PCR (Patient Care Report) that I have to write for every single call. The patient I described was perfectly healthy. I kept it very short thought. Usually its ~2 pages.

Translation:

Patient is a 38 year old male, conscious and oriented to where he is, who he is, and what day it is, alert and oriented to what happened, who i am, and why i was called, good movement, good sensory function, good control and good pulse in all four extremities, no palpable masses in the abdomen or pain, no guarding, no bleeding, Head Eyes Ears Nose and Throat clear, Pupils Equal and Reactive to Light, no Jugular Venous Distention, no Tracheal Deviation, Chest is equal and symmetrical in rise, no obvious signs of trauma, lungs clear to bases, no Deformity Contusion Abrasion Puncture/Penetrating Burns Tenderness Laceration and Swelling, no pelvic rock or pain, no cervical spine findings or pain, patient is resting comfortably at 2:00, transfered out to Columbia Memorial Hospital bed number 4 at 2:08 bed rails up.

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Ha Ha i was closest, i win:D I got Patient, Age, Sex, Time and No breathing obstructions. What do i win?

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but i was supposed to figur it out [:@][8D]

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yeah

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that could be in your top ten most irrelevant and retarded posts ever

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im telling the mod on you because you said the "R" word he said no more bad language jk lol:D

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i think she's showing off and is it just me or did my post get hijacked?

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ummm
-new computer jus installed internet working
-New Red Zune, old one died
-new birthday clothes runnin stuff
-new hangover
- and all day to sit on my butt and go dang, summers good

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bp, how do you like the zune? I've never had one, or known anyone else that has. Everybody around here has an ipod and I kind of hate them [8D]

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dude ipods are awesome

i just some new sandals, scent blocker warm shirt and a realtree APG lightweight early season pants and collared shirt and some north face khaki shorrtsd

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I just bought an Arizona Georgia Peach Iced Tea for 99 cents.....

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you would by Arizona Georgia Peach Iced Tea for 99 cents.....

FRUITCAKE

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I Like it a lot, its the old school version 30 gig, not like the new sleeker 4, 8, and 80 gigs, but it works. The only thing that sucks is that i'm on my 3rd one due to hard drives crapping out and just random crap, possibly from college life but whatever, so if ya get one get a warranty/ product replacement plan. but the one thing thats sweet about it is that theres the "zune pass" which is like $15/month and unlimited downloads which is sweet

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I might get a Zune:D I thought my phone would take care of my songs but VCast is giving me to many problems.

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ibought a new phone about 4 weeks ago, thats the last thing i bought.

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Will you buy me a haterade? I'm thirsty :D

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WTF is Haterade??? Is it just your way of saying Gatorade?????[&:] Me Lost:D

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Yes it's my way of saying Gatorade

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yes ah, ill buy you a haterade

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drink water man way better for ya

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Yay Rory owes me a Haterade :D I want the green one :D