I do hop to the computer!! Thats why I'm saying my posts are low it takes time for me to get there lol

And It's a really dumb story but the modified one is fun!
Therefore the modified verison goes like this....

There was this crazy big gang that was trying to jump me on my walk to play pool with some buddies.
I had to defend myself so I started fighting them punchs were flying and bones were breaking I was on the verdge of losing to this 10 .... no 15 guys that were beating on me.
Then I remembered it hit my like a ton of bricks in the face.... CURBIES!!!
SO BAM I beat a few down and started giving the curbies and then I had about 4 left and the one moved outta the way and I fit my foot on the curb and factured it. This is when I got mad...so I finished the rest off then walked to meet my friends and played some pool.

Real Verison
I got drunk and did a cartwheel, landed wrong then decided that it was fine and walked on it for about 30 mins then chilled with a bunch on people till about 2 in the morning and got up at 6 am and decided that it wasn't just twisted and went to the emergence.

I now havea cast for 4 weeks lol

Not for long lol jk

lol, your modified is the one you should share with everyone

what the hell is a curbie?! you did a cart wheel drunk??? haha thats it, you arent gonna get to smell the cap anymore if your gonna act like that hahahaannnnnd you fractured your foot haha sooo graceful lol it really isnt funny i know but the way it happened is hularious. plus i like to tease ya

Both stories are hilarious!!!! Crazy Canadians!!

curbie, or curb stomping! there head on a cuve and you stomp there face into the curb with your foot![&:] nasty stuff!

AlbertianHuntress, first im sad cause i cant abreviate your name cause we allready have and abreviated AH, so i will come up with something for you cause im plain lazy!
secondly, how in the world were you able to even do a cartwheel drunk? really i have seen 3 people atempt it in my life, all three landed on there heads! and by the sounds of it you woulda been better off had you landed on your head! lol

a curbie sounds awesome! and here i though it was an expensive vacume cleaner haha. obviously she didnt complete the cart wheel lol

she had to have semi completed it, i mean she hurt the foot, and thats at the end!

For you information I am able to do a cartwheel intoxicated becuse I took gymastic when I was younger and I did finish the cartwheel I was just going so fast that my foot twisted weird and i fractured it lol

I try hard to cause laughter ... even if it ends in a fractured foot lol