you might be a redneck if you and your bud shoot the doves at the opening ceremony at the olympics.

you might be a redneck if you and your bud crack out the duck calls at your sons graduation.

if your bass boat is a pallet with a trolling motor and lawn chair.
also if your carpet is the big buck dad shot last year.

That bass boat thing is a good idea hahahaha.

You mite be a redneck if your idea of safe S** is a paded head board.

Holy SCHNIKEYS i guess im a redneck!!!

lmao

If you miss jury duty because of your fifth grade graduation you might be a redneck.

bad a ching

If the longest ten years of your life was the third grade.

If you get in trouble for makin love to your teacher and your home schooled you mite be redneck.